My Corner of the Universe: Where I come to rant about things. Because I have no real life.
I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
mostly disappointed looks from my parents
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck