1. sugarrette:

    fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

    Reblogged from: officialwhitegirls
  2. neptunain:

    the first rule of thesaurus club is you do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about thesaurus club

    Reblogged from: potatoandotherwise
  3. confidnet:

    supersamurai91:

    confidnet:

    i wasted my last bagel my life is over

    Just get some bread and cut out a circle

    i have never been so offended in my entire life

    Reblogged from: zackisontumblr
  4. tardis-mind-palace:

    ruthyless:

    when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

    Your brother is the best

    Reblogged from: a-penguin-in-my-next-life
  5. Reblogged from: dutchster
  6. vanessaguo:

nerdsandgamersftw:

transtrendsetter:

yiffmountain:

dennys:

Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!

dennys what the fuck

is dennys doing ok

i don’t think dennys has been okay in a long time.

The mouse isnt even plugged in

    vanessaguo:

    nerdsandgamersftw:

    transtrendsetter:

    yiffmountain:

    dennys:

    Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!

    dennys what the fuck

    is dennys doing ok

    i don’t think dennys has been okay in a long time.

    The mouse isnt even plugged in

    Reblogged from: the-absolute-best-gifs
  7. clearssong:

    Reblogged from: heyfunniest
  8. Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
  9. catholicnun:

    English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

    Reblogged from: asian
  10. deduct:

    i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

    Reblogged from: dutchster
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